Just a tad of Me

A lot of people, even the ones closest to me, don't know too much about me.

Like how I'd rather read a book then watch TV.

Or that I'd wanna see a gory movie more than that cute new chick flick.

Or how I hate it when I have to repeat myself to someone cuz they were not paying attention.

Or how I fall asleep to the sound of pencil against paper and origami.

Or that the only desert I can eat without feeling dizzy or passing out is yogurt.

Or how I do not like stepping on top of manholes, canals, or anything that I might possibly fall through.

Or that I hate-with a passion-Barney the purple dinosaur. He should've died along with his other cousins.

Or that most of the time I am severely paranoid about everything.

Or how sometimes I go completely deaf in my right ear.

Or that I hate make up.

Or that I am probably the most jealous person I know.

Or that I LOVED the Telatubbies. (not sure if that's how it's spelled)

Or that when I'm alone for too long in one place I fidget and I start to contemplate my future and my death.

Or that I don't consider fried chicken "food" because it does not fill me. At all. It sucks.

Or how I don't eat crab, lobster, or lamb because it is absolutely barbaric. 

Or that I hate bear stuffed toys.


Or that I LOVE bubbles. (yes, the ones you blow. that's what she said.)

Or that I talk to myself when I'm alone because I enjoy my own company.

Or that the one thing I really want is a pet skunk who I will proudly name Lulu Le Pue

Or that card tricks, though fun to watch, don't impress me in any way.

Or how I thought that God was in my dog for a while.

Or that my favorite time of the day is sunrise.

Or that the people I hate most think I like them.

Or that I'm scared if I laugh too hard I'm gonna die.

Or that I do not have the patience for shopping.

Or how I don't like wearing pink.

Or that I don't like mayo.

Or that I prefer to swing side to side on a swing instead of forward and back.

Or that I brush my hair 100 times before I take a shower.

Or that the BIGGEST insult is to call me thin. Seriously. Fuck. I get it, Okay?

Or that I have a VERY short temper.

Or that my least favorite country is France.

Or how I dust my bed of particles before I sleep. If I don't, I can't sleep.

Or that I am actually the biggest bitch I know. A lot of my friends just don't know it.

Or that I am a very proud person.

Or that every sketch I've made has had a song that's inspired it.

Or that I would rather stay quiet then talk.

Or that I can't make sudden turns when I'm walking.

Or that I have short term memory loss.

Or that I have Dyslexia and Discalculia (that means i suck at spelling and math)

Or that I know how to swear in Russian.

Or that I can't stand the new Nickelodeon sitcoms.

Or that I LOVE first person shooter games.

Or...well, you get it :))